lukestiel:

waluigipinball:

halfbakedidea:

What crazy national day falls on your birthday?

Really wishing I had been born 3 days earlier on Knife Day. Instead I get to celebrate Petroleum. Petroleum for everybody!!

naTIONAL FAILURES DAY

what the fuck is threading the needle day

“Festival of Sleep Day”… i knew it! i’m not just lazy! it is my DESTINY!