so I’ve been a part of a big sister program in my city for 2 years now and I didn’t know what to do with my kid today, but then I found 2 white T-shirts and we painted them. 

this one’s mine (I didn’t ask his permission so I can’t post his one)

I think it turned out nicely! 

My cousin thinks I’ve started training to lose weight… 

No no no, my little brother is 6 years old and already I can’t lift him for more than like 10 seconds and that not acceptable! My father is too old to lift him so I’m gonna get jacked up enough to pick him up and give him piggy back rides!

I didn’t have anywhere I needed to be today so I watched all the John Mulaney netflix specials and now i’m watching Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Return, It’s rather nice so far, Crow is definitely my favorite!🤖

buckie-and-steeb:

oftaggrivated:

zombikki:

wolvesofinnistrad:

jchelseaw:

wolvesofinnistrad:

jchelseaw:

wolvesofinnistrad:

bluandorange:

all Bucky wanted to do was get some more tea and now this. Thanks a lot, Sam. You had to fuckin’ tell him, you ass.

Aggressively Progressive Steve Rogers is so what I’m  here for.

STeve would unleash and be all “DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WHOOPING COUGH SUCKS?! DO YOU?! DO YOU REALLY?! ARE YOU FUCKIN’ STUPID?! BUCKY, TELL THEM HOW I BROKE TWO RIBS! TELL THEM!”

Omg, new headcanon, Beleaguered Bucky Barnes being grabbed by the shoulders and practically lifted into camera view by Steve shouting about how Bucky needs to confirm some terrible illness because no one else is alive form that time to corroborate any of Steve’s claims.  Bucky shyly telling the reporters that yes, Steve did indeed have that thing adn yeah it is dangerous and Steve jumping back into frame like “I told you!  I TOLD YOU IT SUCKED SHUT UP JENNY MCCARTHY!”

“AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?! POLIO!”

“Steve you never had fucking polio-”

“YEA BUT IT STILL SUCKED! KNOW WHAT STOPPED IT?! VACCINES!”

“Oh my God, Steve.”

“I DIDN’T EVNENKNOW WHAT THAT SHOT WOULD DO TO ME BUT I TOOK IT!”

“Steve, that’s… That’s not really a good argument.”

“I DON’T CARE FOX NEWS NEEDS TO STOP USING MY IMAGE!”

“Steve, doll, calm down.”

“I VOTED FOR OBAMA!”

I love everything about this post

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And all the while Sam is just laughing his fucking ass off and Bucky is wondering if he could just go take another nap for a few years.

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This is officially canon guys

IDK who’s the artist of this issue but their turtles are definitely my favorites! lookit these soft and warm bois!

EDIT: I’ve been told her name is Sophie Campbell. She is now officially my favorite artist to ever work in these comics💞