My sister’s boyfriend is so sweet – for her birthday he bought her a huge teddy bear, put a choclate box in its hands, decorated her room with bloons and made her choclate souffle.

I wish I had someone like that…

thekosheraisle:

How do the gentiles fathom us Jews capable of forming secret, hidden, wold-dominating cabals and cleverly ruling society, when many of us literally can’t even count up 49 consecutive days in a row? Seriously, how?

So true 😂

I lost my count about 20 days in this year…

asearchforg-d:

A Leftist gentile: We need to beat back nazism and kill that virus before it spreads!

A Leftist Jew: Okay so does that mean you’ll be more welcoming of all Jews in your world vision?

Same gentile: But Israel commits genocide too-

Same Jew: A no would have sufficed.

asearchforg-d:

namafangirl:

A friendly reminder that Judo-Christianity is not a thing.

You’re talking about Christianity, leave Judaism out of it.

I get that it was a typo but Judo Christianity would probably get a LOT of the gentiles away from Kabbalah. Judo is far more practical a thing to learnm

thanks for drawing my attention to the typo but also – great idea!