About that scene in Devastation…

jeannettegray:

Ok, so I think pretty much everybody and their Cassette has seen THAT scene (or at least the screenshots of THAT scene) from Transformers: Devastation. This one:

Soundwave: Plasma Energy also detected.

Starscream: But Plasma Energy is unstable.

Starscream: No Cybertronian has been able to tame it since… since… THE GOLDEN AGE!

Megatron: Then stand back, Starscream, and watch me tame it…

…as I have tamed you.

That one.

I just thought it was a pity nobody ever posted the sequel. LATER THAT DAY:

Megatron: What’s wrong with it?

Megatron: The Core is unstable.

Starscream: Unstable! Oh, you don’t say…

Drag him, Screamer. Paint “TOLD YOU SO” on his bucket.

that makes it 100000% better! you go Starscream!!!

A List of Jewish Inventions

deirdrearchleone:

irlnebula:

  • Bagels (yes, it’s true)
  • Lasers (x)
  • Pacemakers & Defibrillators (x)
  • Genetic Engineering (x)
  • We made Stainless Steel possible (x)
  • Mass-Energy Equivalence (x)
  • Cholera & Bubonic Plague Vaccines (x)
  • Polio Vaccine (x)
  • The word “capitalism” (x)
  • Google (x)
  • Video Games (x)
  • The Ballpoint Pen (x)
  • TV Remotes (x)
  • Gramophone (x)

  • Blue Jeans (x)

  • Color Photography  (x)

  • Latex Condom (x)
  • Barbies (x)
  • Teddy Bears (x)
  • Anthropology (x)
  • Psychoanalysis (x)
  • Polaroid (x)

  • Virtual Reality (x)

  • Instant Photography (x)
  • Contraceptive Pill (x)

More to be added

JEWS INVENTED GENETIC ENGINEERING AND THE VACCINE FOR THE BUBONIC PLAGUE I AM F U C K I N G

anotheralexandros:

curiousobsession101:

the44thpilot:

dark-haired-hamlet:

There are n*zis on campus rn and a student brought out like a 1997 boombox and started blasting Taking The Hobbits to Isengard every time they tried to say something.

“Those who do not share our genes -THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS – THE MASTER RACE – TO ISENGARD TO ISENGARD – AND I BELIEVE –
THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE-”

Chaotic good

In Jewish tradition, one of our holidays is called Purim. It celebrates the defeat of an antisemitic political advisor to a king who liked to prowl the streets ranting his hatred. Part of the story of Purim involves the people being ranted at inventing a special kind of noisemaker to drown him out.

Basically what I’m saying is this student is following a grand tradition whether they realize it or not and they should be proud.

petition to add Taking the Hobbits to Isengard to Purim. like groggers are cool and all, but autotuned Orlando Bloom. come on.

he didn’t “ like to prowl the streets ranting his hatred.”! he planned a genocide against the Jewish people because they weren’t “profitable” (sounds familiar?)

we sound the groggers whenever his name is mentioned because we don’t want his legacy to live on. some people also write his name on the soles of their shoes so that they’ll be stepping on him every step they take.

mrs-transmuter:

operativesurprise:

rubes-dragon:

whimmy-bam:

diva-gonzo:

dumbass-oikawa:

conservative-libertarian:

221books:

fuckyourwritinghabits:

cornflakepizza:

winchesterbr0s:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

czarnoksieznik:

beesmygod:

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

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it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

what the hell

This makes me really chuffed

This post is quite egregious

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Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

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goddamnit.

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all of you go to hell

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

Why the fuck do these exist

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.