And that’s why I like fighting the old-fashioned way: with impossibly futuristic high-tech weaponry!

Rottmnt Donnie, being the most Donnie Donnie to have ever Donnied

-“What training? you guys have been TRAINING?!”

can you like, imagine the 2003 turtles hearing this??? like – “what do you mean you’re not training??? you are LEO???? what else do you do??? what topsy-turvy universe is that????”