Tailgate Is Actually Really Smart

I saw some people post about how it was Tailgate that realized the planet-sized flaw in the plan and that got me thinking because, despite what most people (including myself initially), Tailgate is actually incredibly smart:

In mtmte #5, after Tailgate decides to become an Autobot and starts learning the Autobot’s code, Ultra Magnus informs us of a couple of important details about what said learning would entail:

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A ten thousand pages military manual.

which they’ll go through “word by word, line by line" while analyzing each and every one of them “subjecting them to a series of ethical stress tests of philological ambiguity”.

Now I’m no expert on the matter but I did a little googling and the estimated amount of pages a law school student reads in a year is between 7,500 – 8,000.

which means Tailgate should rightfully be terrified considering that Ultra Magnus then followed it up with this:

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A FEW WEEKS.

Tailgate is expected to cover more than a year of law school’s worth of reading material in great detail and deep understanding in A FEW WEEKS.

And the crazy thing is?

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HE DOES. he passes the test.

Now they are 2 things you might say to dismiss this incredible fit of his:

1. Every Autobot must have studied it, can’t be that hard, right?

OH NO.

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Everybody who didn’t need UM personal approval to become an Autobot learned the abridged version. I mean look at the standard Autobot. they did not go to law school to get there. sorry.

2. He says himself it wasn’t a good grade.

that might be it if you don’t take into account a very important fact:

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Tailgate is a terrible speller. 

not surprising considering he’s a very low-class bot, with probably less advanced linguistic programs. (which I am personally headcanoning as robo-dyslexia).

now I defy you to tell me Ultra fragging Magnus won’t take away points for misspellings. I DARE you. 

AND HE STILL PASSED.

so yeah. he might not be Perceptor or Brainstorm or Nautica but Tailgate of Rivets field is one brilliant little minibot.

I can’t believe Tailgate doesn’t know what Whirl’s name is…

YEARS and NO ONE corrected him??? including Whirl himself and Rung???

I feel like he’d be mortified when he eventually finds it out…

So like, at what point do you think people told Tailgate “Nutjob” wasn’t actually Whirl’s name???

Cause up until at least mtmte #20 he still thought so and NOBODY corrects him it’s amazing

Reading the comics from the beginning after already getting attached to the characters might have been a huge mistake…

cause like, now here I am, already loving these babies so much, knowing all the terrible things that going to happen to them and I…