My sister’s boyfriend is so sweet – for her birthday he bought her a huge teddy bear, put a choclate box in its hands, decorated her room with bloons and made her choclate souffle.

I wish I had someone like that…

namafangirl:

it’s so awkward when you accidentally use an expression that’s kind of an inside joke in your family with people who don’t know it… 

like I just told my friends “my dad was cut by the Nazi yesterday” and it took me a moment to realize why they looked so horrified…

This is almost as bad as that time I offered my friend some poison to drink…

it’s so awkward when you accidentally use an expression that’s kind of an inside joke in your family with people who don’t know it… 

like I just told my friends “my dad was cut by the Nazi yesterday” and it took me a moment to realize why they looked so horrified…

do you ever just… suddenly have a moment in a show or a movie that turns a character from one of your favorites into one you can’t stand to see anymore?

it just happened to me & it feels terrible, even though I’m 100% sure the show makers didn’t intend for this to be such a character killing moment…

might rant about it properly later, rn I’m a little bit too shocked to put it in words…

I feel bad for my father every time I blow up on him but he kinda always has it coming…

a little tip dad: if you’re gonna ask someone for help don’t start by saying that they really don’t do anything important in the house (despite both of us knowing it’s not true) then say you didn’t mean it like that and then say what you ask them to do is “so small it doesn’t count as doing something anyways”

doesn’t make helping you feel very nice…