decepticute replied to your post “how i think they could have made it work:”

It’s just like getting a haircut when you break up, you’re ready to go on with your life.

OMG that’s great! 

i just had the silliest mental image of Megatron returning and being all like “join me Starscream and together we’ll beat these Autobots!” or something (I don’t buy his “redemption” at the end of the movie at all)

and Starscream being like

myla-lost-scrapyard replied to your post “how I think they could have made it work:”

I like to think he beated (through analysis and strategy) predacons (not necessarily killed them) and in the proces his old frame was too easily damaged by their claws, so he decided to upgrade himself to being able to fight hand-to-hand against his enemies.

I love it! 

then I guess we could just throw out the window the line about this being Starscream’s “old body” and it would actually make sense! (seriously the writers could have just left that line out and avoid this whole mess)

plus, I hated how much the show tried to make him look like such an idiot while “fighting” the Predacons (i think I’ll make a post about this insult to his character later) so I definitely like your version better!

how I think they could have made it work:

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I’ve been thinking about Starscream’s new design in rid2015.

 no matter how I look at it  “I thought it best to adopt a look as powerful as I was feeling” is a stupid stupid reason.

you mean he fought a war and somewhere during it or immediately before it (seeing how bumblebee recognized this as Starscream’s “old look”) – chose to have a weaker, smaller frame??? Starscream is a strategist – there is no way he would do something so astronomically dumb.

but the thing is –  I do like his more colorful design and softer face, I like how similar it looks to G1 Starscream I grew up with and it fits better in a more child-friendly show like RID as opposed to his old Muselmann-y look, and I can totally understand why they would change his design (it would probably help sell more toys too…)

but, that doesn’t excuse the terrible reason they give for it, so I actually came up with 2 different ways they could make the change in his design and still have it make some sort of sense:

1. make him smaller.

think about it – Starscream having a smaller, weaker frame before the war would make sense – he would have no need for a stronger or bigger one if he wasn’t a fighter.

you could tie it up with Starscream trying to make himself similar to Megatron (grey frame with weapons on the arm and sharp claws) and how, disillusioned with Megatron, he chose to have his original body back as a way of reclaiming himself! 

it could also be a sign of Starscream realizing his mistake in trying to imitate Megatron’s style of fighting (charging head first with brute strength), and instead choosing to fight in his own way – using cunning tactics and strategy and make the new/old frame a way to further distance himself from his former “master”.

2. change the reason (or at least give one!)

we are never told why Starscream changed his frame in the first place – and I would be fine with basically any reason that would make sense!

one that I saw in some fanfiction and theories is that Megatron forcefully had Starscream body altered – be it to make him smaller and thus less of a threat or just to humiliate him. if you put it like that, again, it could tie in with Starscream trying to take back control over himself and his life from Megatron after being crushed under his pede (sometimes literally) for millennia.

or heck, just say his smaller frame was more fuel efficient and the change was necessary in times of war! literally any reason is better than no reason!

these are just my thought on the matter though, what do you think?

squirreltastics reviews of (some) Starscreams

squirreltastic:

(insp)

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G1: Original recipe. The man the myth the legend. 

10/10 would let command the Decepticons 

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Animated: This is the face of someone who would borrow 50 bucks and throw himself out windows to avoid paying it back. 

9/10 

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Armanda: HE WAS A GOOD NOODLE, A GREAT NOODLE, I STILL NEED HUGS FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM.

10000000/10  WOULD KICK EVERYONES ASS FOR HIM

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Prime: 

“But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done!”

10/10 Babe is a survivor and I would kick Megatron in the face for him.

 20/10 for fashion sense being better than mine

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RiD:  WE MUST PROTECT HIM. WE NEED A HOPLITE PHALANX AROUND HIM. 

h e l p h i m/10

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Bayverse: Angry Dorito, probably tastes like the taco flavor. If forced to walk instead of fly for a long distance it would be a bird hop. Just wanted to make some babies. 

10/10 tried his best

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namafangirl:

I love how fierce he looks in this frame!

Why does his face look like a bicycle seat

I CAN’T UNSEE IT NOW.

BUT

I LOVE HOW FAST THAT WAS RUINED

Person: Wow, Starscream looks fucking epic and badass.

James: The only epic thing about this photo is the cool design on the bicycle seat.

HIS CHIN IS JUST SO SLIM IT LOOKS LIKE A BICYCLE SEAT IM

Someone needs to take away my internet

IT FITS

OH MY GOD guys

this is why we can’t have nice things

hilarious though…