Heyo, guess who finished LL 22 and immediately spent the next two days furiously writing?
Because wow. What gays.
Is this going to be tossed in a couple weeks when the next issue comes out? Yes. Is it even feasible for them to get away for even this long a convo in the middle of a big space fight? Nope. Do I care? Naaaaah.
Title: A Private Moment
Series: TFIDW/MTMTE/LL
Ship(s): Megatron/Minimus (in the Ultra Magnus suit)
Rating/warnings: G or maaaaybe T for a couple cusses, conscious switching between calling him Minimus and Ultra Magnus, and a very gay hug
Summary:
“Very well. What did you want to discuss, Minimus?”
Everything. Everything, but also nothing, because what was
the point? What difference would it make? Why had he even said anything and gotten
himself in this situation; what was there to even say?
The new turtles just had a meeting with the past versions
And now Leo is having existential crises
“I’m not a Leo!!,I’m nothing like then!…these guys must be very disappointed of me…right?…i mean,look who is carrying their name now….”
English sucks sorry,this headcanon came to me before I ever watch the series,I actually like the new Leo and the others in the same way
Hope someone like it
I feel like the reason there aren’t any ‘Jewish hero fights the Fair Folk’ stories is because we’d easily get out of that situation.
Like, put Hershel of Ostropol in any situation involving the Fair Folk and bro would talk his way out.
This is why I’m not really scared of paranormal beasties. But yes, I’d enjoy reading this happen.
Names have power? Give them your secular name and not your Hebrew one.
If you eat their food you’re trapped? It’s not kosher anyways.
They speak in riddles? What, and you didn’t grow up answering a question with a question?
Confuse the Fair Folk with impossible halachic questions: if a man falls off a roof and onto a woman and as a result she becomes pregnant, is he obligated to marry her and is the child a mamzer? If meat is grown in a laboratory from a mix of various animal cells is it kosher, and is it even meat, and what bracha would you even say on it? Is a unicorn permitted to cleanse a poisoned stream on Shabbat using the innate purifying powers of its horn or does it count as work? Can it be justified as pikuach nefesh? Can necromancy be justified as pikuach nefesh, if one approaches necromancy with the understanding that it is just delayed medical assistance?
And if all else fails, you can always get out a fleischig pan, kick ass and take names, and don’t forget to say the blessing for fucking someone’s day up:
I get that the context of this scene is serious but also, just imagine, being part of a species which includes members that can become something like a tank or a spaceship, and you being able to turn into a laser pointer.
But, hey, at least there’ll be one excellent advantage to that:
Someone: Oh no! Ravage’s here! We need to distract him somehow! What do we do? Shimmerstick, flipping on shades: My time has come
{{I am bored, so here are some personal headcanons about TFP Shattered Glass Cons :D}}
Megatron:
Is very insecure if there’s a human involved
He’s very big, even in Decepticon standards, what if he hurts the human?
He smiles a lot, especially when it involves Starscream
He’s also not as pointy
Starscream:
Has PTSD and really hates taking a life, it’s why he left the Decepticons for a while, he couldn’t handle it.
He is actually the heir to the Decepticon throne
He’s so paranoid about his leadership skills. Why him? He’s not that good right?…(He really is though, everyone is really proud of him)
100% certain he is a Mother Hen when involving humans
Knockout:
He’s still a car, but it’s more practical cause he’s one of the few who could blend into human cities easily
Camera Shy
Has scars everywhere and doesn’t bother to fix them
Is the one who needs to be repaired the most. “You need fixin’ Doc.” “I’M FINE.” “HALF OF YOUR PLATING IS RIPPED OFF AND YOU’RE BLEEDING. BERTH. NOW.”
Breakdown:
Has a lot of anxiety
Should never be left alone cause the ship is SO BIG AND CREEPY WTF IS HAPPENING????
“If lost, please return to Knockout”
Is still very likely to defend himself and completely wreck his opponent
Soundwave:
Talkative af (Prepare a good sitting area, you’re there for like an hour at least)
Is so into Earth Music
He keeps everyone’s secrets
Probably is the one most unlikely to recharge/Needs to be practically dragged by Megatron back to his room
Shockwave:
He’s SO EMOTIONAL
And he gets so excited when seeing humans for the first time (20 Questions begins now)
Also the one who apologizes the most
Feels guilty that he had to resort to cloning Predacons/Cares for Predaking like he’s his own kid.
Arachnid:
DON’T SCARE THE POOR THING, SHE’LL HAVE A SPARK ATTACK
Very quiet, but likes to listen
Didn’t rejoin Megatron’s side because she’s just very very scared
When dealing with the zombie-cons, I headcanon that a huge mass of the Insecticons were infected as well, and Arachnid sacrificed herself to get them off the ship.
Dreadwing:
…Yeah, okay he’s kind of a jerk
But more of the pulling pranks kind of jerk (Bad puns beware)
Is actually the best liar among them
Is 10x Closer to his twin than he was in canon
Predaking:
Very very quiet
Like, up to the point where his reveal that he could transform was Megs, Starscream, and Shockwave, walking in on him as he’s looking at the other preds and all he does is wave shyly
Actually is SUPER protective of Starscream
Left because he’s not too sure how this war even works, someone please explain this whole thing to him.
i love everything about this
seriously this is the greatest way to learn programing 😂😂😂
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