squirreltastics reviews of (some) Starscreams

squirreltastic:

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G1: Original recipe. The man the myth the legend. 

10/10 would let command the Decepticons 

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Animated: This is the face of someone who would borrow 50 bucks and throw himself out windows to avoid paying it back. 

9/10 

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Armanda: HE WAS A GOOD NOODLE, A GREAT NOODLE, I STILL NEED HUGS FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM.

10000000/10  WOULD KICK EVERYONES ASS FOR HIM

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Prime: 

“But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done!”

10/10 Babe is a survivor and I would kick Megatron in the face for him.

 20/10 for fashion sense being better than mine

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RiD:  WE MUST PROTECT HIM. WE NEED A HOPLITE PHALANX AROUND HIM. 

h e l p h i m/10

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Bayverse: Angry Dorito, probably tastes like the taco flavor. If forced to walk instead of fly for a long distance it would be a bird hop. Just wanted to make some babies. 

10/10 tried his best

dorksidefiker:

cryptids:

cryptids:

cryptids:

Hey I unironically love Thunderclash so much?

some good things:

  • recently i had a friend point out that he’s chronically ill which i had never considered before but i love it?
  • all he ever does is get tricked and/or defeated constantly but everyone still thinks of him as a hero because he’s brave and kind :crying cat reaction pic:
  • representation for tacky gays with no fashion sense
  • big

more:

  • rodimus’s over the top hatred of him is really funny but also really gay?? like “fuck this guy for being perfect in every way” lmao
  • What A Guy
  • that line about choosing to see kindness and good in an otherwise cruel universe was really sweet
  • got angry when getaway said saving people was a waste of time
  • tried to save rodimus and the others
  • you thought his mtmte/ll colour scheme was an eyesore, get a load of this weird little vintage toy I found

I love him so.

Transformers Prime: Shattered Glass Decepticons

skeletonkeystudios:

{{I am bored, so here are some personal headcanons about TFP Shattered Glass Cons :D}}

Megatron:

  • Is very insecure if there’s a human involved
  • He’s very big, even in Decepticon standards, what if he hurts the human?
  • He smiles a lot, especially when it involves Starscream
  • He’s also not as pointy

Starscream:

  • Has PTSD and really hates taking a life, it’s why he left the Decepticons for a while, he couldn’t handle it.
  • He is actually the heir to the Decepticon throne
  • He’s so paranoid about his leadership skills. Why him? He’s not that good right?…(He really is though, everyone is really proud of him)
  • 100% certain he is a Mother Hen when involving humans

Knockout:

  • He’s still a car, but it’s more practical cause he’s one of the few who could blend into human cities easily
  • Camera Shy
  • Has scars everywhere and doesn’t bother to fix them
  • Is the one who needs to be repaired the most. “You need fixin’ Doc.” “I’M FINE.” “HALF OF YOUR PLATING IS RIPPED OFF AND YOU’RE BLEEDING. BERTH. NOW.”

Breakdown:

  • Has a lot of anxiety
  • Should never be left alone cause the ship is SO BIG AND CREEPY WTF IS HAPPENING????
  • “If lost, please return to Knockout”
  • Is still very likely to defend himself and completely wreck his opponent

Soundwave:

  • Talkative af (Prepare a good sitting area, you’re there for like an hour at least)
  • Is so into Earth Music
  • He keeps everyone’s secrets
  • Probably is the one most unlikely to recharge/Needs to be practically dragged by Megatron back to his room

Shockwave:

  • He’s SO EMOTIONAL
  • And he gets so excited when seeing humans for the first time (20 Questions begins now)
  • Also the one who apologizes the most
  • Feels guilty that he had to resort to cloning Predacons/Cares for Predaking like he’s his own kid.

Arachnid:

  • DON’T SCARE THE POOR THING, SHE’LL HAVE A SPARK ATTACK
  • Very quiet, but likes to listen
  • Didn’t rejoin Megatron’s side because she’s just very very scared
  • When dealing with the zombie-cons, I headcanon that a huge mass of the Insecticons were infected as well, and Arachnid sacrificed herself to get them off the ship.

Dreadwing:

  • …Yeah, okay he’s kind of a jerk
  • But more of the pulling pranks kind of jerk (Bad puns beware)
  • Is actually the best liar among them
  • Is 10x Closer to his twin than he was in canon

Predaking:

  • Very very quiet
  • Like, up to the point where his reveal that he could transform was Megs, Starscream, and Shockwave, walking in on him as he’s looking at the other preds and all he does is wave shyly
  • Actually is SUPER protective of Starscream
  • Left because he’s not too sure how this war even works, someone please explain this whole thing to him.

i love everything about this