citrus-art-and-life:

• [chase] [playing simon says] Simon did NOT authorize
  that command

• [frankie] You like lobsters so much? Fine, next time
  your computer stops working call a lobster
  to fix it

• [camera zooms in on lobster] [sinister music plays]
• [doc green] Crustacean infestation
• [cameraguy] Protect your property hide your children
  boil some water [lobsters sail overhead]

• [chase] [stiff policebot voice] I am a shameless rebel
• [probably boulder] I was not aware that humans could
  have domesticated animals as offspring

• [cody] I’ll email your pictures from the zoo though
  okay
  [boulder, strongest bot on the force] [excited robot squealing]

• [frankie] Forcefield bracelet: fashion AND function
• [chase] [in a time of emergency] boulder, if you chose
  to run red lights, I will not report you

• [chase] [gesturing to a go-kart made of wood] this
  vehicle is not licensed, you cannot drive it on public roads or I WILL HAVE TO
  ARREST YOU

• [chase] I understand entirely. People gather on Founder’s Day to share their anger over
  the theft of personal property
  [cody] [suddenly very afraid] … WELL

• [blades] [with four other friends in a creepy forest] Besides,
  “five friends go into a creepy forest”—I
  don’t want to be someone else’s campfire story!

• [heatwave] Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
  [blades] Yes………………………….. No. What are you thinking?
• [dani] [genuine compliment] that was amazing I had no
  idea you could do that
  [blades] [still trembling] FEAR IS A POWERFUL MOTIVATOR.

• [chase] [speaking to a bug the size of a pea] you have
  broken the law and must now submit to the fair but firm hand of justice

• [chase] [ghost passes through him] this behavior is
  against the laws of physics and polite society

• [chase] THAT PIE WAS A PREMEDITATED ASSAULT      
• [blades] [surprised] You actually pay attention to
  Kade!
  [heatwave] [fuckin pissed] DON’T YOU DARE TELL HIM.

• [chase] [being squeezed by giant snake] cease and
  desist, serpent, you are engaging in premeditated hugging of an officer of the
  law [snake hissing intensifies]

• [cody] do you think theres a connection?
  [everyone] no
  [blades] [whispering] I DO
• [every time blade’s eyes go in the opposite direction]:

         [and this is just half an episode of my precious
child]

• [heatwave] WHAT YOU DID ENDANGERED THE TEAM!
  [blades] [whispering] Plus, we missed you ^3^
• [chase] [hopeful] Let’s pretend we’re villains so we
  can stop their plan
  [boulder] [waves] hi I like to steal things
  [blades] [muffled humming] get it? Cause I’m Evan and I don’t talk
  [heatwave] [done with their shit] this is stupid. If I were a villain I would
  think of tons of better things to do than use floatium—… I just disproved
  myself didn’t i

• [chase] [talking to robot dog] May all your chew toys be delicious
• [heatwave, the momfriend] REMEMBER IF YOU NEED ME—
  [everyone else in monotone voice] call you on your comm.
• [heatwave] [got new altmode] [HOOOOONK] WHLELP that’s
  the horn, let’s see what THIS ONE does
  [Kade] [screaming]

• [kade] the planter’s definitely gonna come over
  here—‘cause it’s attracted to heat and I’m the hottest thing on this island!
  [heatwave] ew

• [blades] not to be mean, but [waggles finger sternly]
  NAH-AH!